little pea green boat!

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The owl and the pussycat went out to sea in a beautiful pea green boat. When they came back, Juicy Planet let them in and this is what they tried to say.

ode to Patrick Chan

And on the sixth day of the Juicy Planet flu
it was the ever-so-kind and thoughtful spammer
who remembered us in our suffering
persistently encouraging us to feel better soon through various
get-rich-quick-while-helping-others opportunities (see incredible offer below!).
For this we are grateful and offer in return the following Poem:
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you
bold fake Patricks
with the will to reach out to so many
will never know your true worth
being never known or loved by any
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“Patrick W Chan” <patrickchan77@live.com>
To: undisclosed-recipients
Good Day,
I have a business of US $24.5million for you to handle with
me from my bank.Please contact me for details. ¬†¬†Patrick Chan.”

craigslist free item of the week: ferret ball

I have a fun ball for guinea pigs or ferrets to roll around in. Please let me know if you have any questions.

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Poet Staceyann Chin visits Chicago during snowstorm

staceyann chin Lesbian poet, writer, and activist Staceyann Chin presented new work from her upcoming memoir, The Other Side of Paradise, last night at Chicago’s LGBT Center on Halsted. Chin was the winner of the 1999 Chicago People of Color Slam and was featured on Oprah last fall. The new book centers on her childhood and teen years in Jamaica, raised by various relatives, after being abandoned by her parents. The Other Side of Paradise will be published by Scribner of Simon and Schuster next month. Juicy Planet thought the combo of sexy writer, red wine, and month-old banana nut muffin was delectable and nearly undeserving.

For Staceyann Chin audio and writing samples, CLICK here