Inverted Stepford Wife-ism taking toll on Golden Rule

  Juicy Planet has been put on ORANGE ALERT due to the curious socio-medical condition whose origin has been traced to the DNA of females born and raised into the American upper middle, lower upper, and middle flyweight classes. The disease, popularly known as the Inverted Stepford, seems to take hold in female subjects in early [...]

Our Kelly is who we thought he wasn’t

According to Juicy Planet insiders, alleged pop star & willful womanizer, R. Kelly, was seen tucking a BLT sandwich with extra lettuce into the right side pocket of his suit jacket outside the Cook County Criminal Court in Chicago this past week. Kelly was standing between buildings on California Avenue trying to get some lunch [...]

Obama, Clinton, and the American perversion of the testes

As the 2008 U.S. Democratic Presidential primaries continue to roll themselves out like artificial turf over the natural sod of the American psychic landscape, Juicy Planet is perplexed by recent and frequent references to the gonads of male human beings, as they may or not relate to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama’s perceived personas and [...]

How to be a bully

Juicy Planet was on the F train from Brooklyn to downtown Manhattan earlier this week and sat across from a teen girl wearing high rubber boots. The girl was tired and eventually put her feet up on the bench, leaned back and closed her eyes. A group of school boys boarded shortly after. The boys [...]

Suspicious of Clinton bashers: either Dem will be super fine!

Juicy Planet believes that regardless of your preference for the next U.S. President, the rampant sexism and irrational Clinton-bashing witnessed in all forms of media is an opportunity to acknowledge the misogyny and sexism that is pervasive and destructive in this great, but tragically flawed country. Whether you vote for Clinton or not, how we [...]

Super Tuesday Super Vote Super Fat: Hungry can be fun!

Juicy Planet will not turn the TV on today until after most of the Presidential primary voting is finished. The 24 hour, forever-on, cable news media will be frothing over every possible story and proceed to say the same thing a hundred different ways between commercials. This is one of the most promising days in [...]

“Patriot Act” brings bad karma to New England, NY Giants upset Pats in Superbowl 2008

click here for Patriots spying scandal! Juicy Planet insiders have revealed that the New England Patriots karma is due to make a visit to Arizona today in the Superbowl. Due to the Patriots naughty cheating in the past, getting the upper hand in football games by videotaping their opponents defensive signals and various other spy [...]

Barack Obama will be the next U.S. President

click for why she still won’t vote for Clinton Juicy Planet sources are now hinting that Barack Obama, despite racism and feelings of resentment that bubble up inside some Americans when push comes to shove and votes must be cast, will become the 43rd President of the United States. Obama’s passion and persona carry a [...]

hillary clinton will be the next U.S. President

click for NY Times/Gloria Steinem article From the Department of Drifting Predictions and Predilections, comes the report that Hillary Clinton has been pretending to become the underdog in the U.S. Democratic Presidential primaries in an effort to shift the misogynistic dynamic that dominates the media and mainstream American culture. Anticipating not winning the Iowa caucuses [...]

John Mayer and the French cleanse

click 4 john mayer douche bag Fun to read John’s take on the over-used epithet, “douche bag.” 
We were glad to see a man analyzing it, especially a celebrity so more 
people are paying attention… 

But why not take it home and say something about WHY the name itself 
is used as a negative? The [...]

that Hillary is a strong smart foxy cougar, baby

Article on double standards & old men and such at salon.com