ode to Patrick Chan

And on the sixth day of the Juicy Planet flu it was the ever-so-kind and thoughtful spammer who remembered us in our suffering persistently encouraging us to feel better soon through various get-rich-quick-while-helping-others opportunities (see incredible offer below!). For this we are grateful and offer in return the following Poem: ————————————— you bold fake Patricks [...]

Booted!

Curtis guides us through the dark, secret, lucrative village of kidnapped and forsaken cars, in search of the shiny valiant Jetta. (5 mins.) By Wendy Jo Carlton, Brenda Schumacher and JuicyPlanet.com

City of Chicago reaps $10 million yearly by holding cars hostage

click for the city’s new cameras that will find you even faster! If you choose to own a car, and then perhaps even drive it, do not park it. Just pay a companion to ride with you to run your errands, do your shopping, and make your doctor visits. Companion drives around while you pick [...]