all immigrants on a juicy planet

Juicy Planet got quite thirsty watching the May 1st march for undocumented immigrants rights in Downtown Chicago and so decided to drop by Wrigley Field for an ice cold overpriced Budweiser draft on the way home. It just so happened there was also an afternoon Cubs game underway versus the Milwaukee Brewers. Starting pitcher Carlos [...]

chicken pot pie for every citizen!

Juicy Planet predicts that when the Democratic U.S. President takes office on January 20, 2009, there will be a chicken in every pot, a pot pie in every hut, insurance cards in every wallet, and queer and underpaid citizens with equal rights and opportunities on every block. Hillary Clinton’s favorite food: olive burger Barack Obama’s [...]

U.S. Democrat delegate count watched by millions around world!

CLICK for Twitter map of world response to primary votes CLICK for NY Times Super Tuesday resultsĀ 

Super Tuesday Super Vote Super Fat: Hungry can be fun!

Juicy Planet will not turn the TV on today until after most of the Presidential primary voting is finished. The 24 hour, forever-on, cable news media will be frothing over every possible story and proceed to say the same thing a hundred different ways between commercials. This is one of the most promising days in [...]

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