Jamie and Jessie chill on the steps (in between dates)

see website for more info: jamieandjessie.com What do you think? ARE they together? The woman about to appear for her date with Jessie sure wonders what the deal is! WATCH the movie trailer here: LESBIAN COMEDY TRAILER

Inverted Stepford Wife-ism taking toll on Golden Rule

  Juicy Planet has been put on ORANGE ALERT due to the curious socio-medical condition whose origin has been traced to the DNA of females born and raised into the American upper middle, lower upper, and middle flyweight classes. The disease, popularly known as the Inverted Stepford, seems to take hold in female subjects in early [...]

Video on iPod found in Chicago: Bad time to visit a vampire

The Hunger, directed by Tony Scott, 1983. Provocative. Erotic. David Bowie. Heartbreaking. In this scene, from a video clip found on an iPod lost on a Chicago subway, Susan Sarandon’s Sarah, lover of Catherine Deneuve’s Miriam, is a newly minted immortal vampire suffering from withdrawal as she refuses to kill for her survival. Sarah’s former [...]

Angelina Jolie and Sandra Bernhard holding the world up

In the dream, Sandra Bernhard was holding a red metallic mini-disc recorder. She wanted to record herself remembering her dreams. We knew we were already inside one of those dark mortality dreams, with that “I’m gonna be dead someday” feeling. Sandra and I were both scared, our faces and necks getting hot, like fever. Sandra [...]

Donna Newton for U.S. President 2008!

Lovely queer lady decides after much lounging and little doubt, to make a serious run for President of the United States of America 2008. Stay tuned for details!

Ellen Burstyn on my way to Kathy Bates

In the dream, Ellen Burstyn had very short hair from the 70′s, like Jonathan Rhys Meyers playing a faux David Bowie in the Todd Haynes film Velvet Goldmine. But Ellen was sexier because Ellen is sexier. Ellen was standing waist deep in water in the middle of a living room. It was nighttime and there [...]

Exclusive: Stevie Nicks quote of the week

fire on fire rain on my face fever grows higher what can you do wild in the darkest places of your mind that’s where I needed you where I needed you the most (name the song & a line from another song from same album and win a chance to sing on Juicy Planet)

Obama, Clinton, and the American perversion of the testes

As the 2008 U.S. Democratic Presidential primaries continue to roll themselves out like artificial turf over the natural sod of the American psychic landscape, Juicy Planet is perplexed by recent and frequent references to the gonads of male human beings, as they may or not relate to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama’s perceived personas and [...]

Laurie Anderson taught me to whisper through barbed-wire

Juicy Planet stared at the bottom of Laurie Anderson’s new red shoes, as Laurie talked about voice sampling with violins, Julien Schnabel films, what O Superman really means, and how birds had something to do with how human memory began. On the bottom of Laurie’s left shoe was a white, worn-down, rectangular price tag. Her [...]

Bargains of a lifetime

Juicy Planet went looking for signs of the revolution in Lower Manhattan but instead found a meat grinder and some crisp blue plastic shoes we didn’t know we needed til we saw them. The items, in combination with a head full of Snickers and a bonfire of Zoloft and green tea leaves, are now manifesting [...]

How to be a bully

Juicy Planet was on the F train from Brooklyn to downtown Manhattan earlier this week and sat across from a teen girl wearing high rubber boots. The girl was tired and eventually put her feet up on the bench, leaned back and closed her eyes. A group of school boys boarded shortly after. The boys [...]

I hugged Hillary Clinton in a hotel this morning

In the dream, I was spending a weekend with George Clooney and some of his buddies somewhere in a snowy Midwest ski area, where no one was skiing they just wanted to be able to ski if the mood struck. George invited me to stay with him in his hotel room after meeting me on [...]